The lifeless stare of Eli Manning made the social media rounds after his brother and the Denver Bronco won Super Bowl 50.

As funny and creepy as it was, it is not the first time Eli has been caught looking strange on the sidelines. His resting face seems to fall somewhere between bored zombie and “Did I leave the stove on at home?”

Here is the original and 9 more “Eli faces” for you enjoyment:


 
The “I’m Going To Take My Ball And Go Home.”


 
The “No I Haven’T Been Drinking Officer.” AKA The Nick Nolte


 
The “Why Does New Jersey Smell Like This! I Play For The NEW YORK Giants”

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05: Quarterback Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants warms up prior to playing the New England Patriots during Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
(Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)


 
The “I Have More Trophies Than Peyton”

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05: Quarterback Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants reacts after watching the incomplete pass to end the game against the New England Patriots during Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The Giants defeated the Patriots 21-17. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
(Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)


 
The “I Hate My Brother So Much.” AKA The Cooper Manning 

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - SEPTEMBER 15: Quarterback Eli Manning #10 on the bench during the 2nd half of the Denver Broncos 41-23 win over the New York Giants at MetLife Stadium on September 15, 2013 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Ron Antonelli/Getty Images)
(Photo by Ron Antonelli/Getty Images)


 
The “Maybe It Is Not New Jersey That Smells.”

KANSAS CITY, MO - SEPTEMBER 29: Quarterback Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants walks off the field after losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 31-7 on September 29, 2013 at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Peter Aiken/Getty Images)
(Photo by Peter Aiken/Getty Images)


 
The “Did I Do That.” AKA The Steve Urkel or the 1/2 Macaulay Culkin

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - AUGUST 28: Quarterback Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants looks on from the sideline in the second half during the preseason game against the New England Patriots at MetLife Stadium on August 28, 2014 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Giants won 16-13. (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)
(Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)


 
The “Maybe If I Leave Now No One Will Notice.” 

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - SEPTEMBER 21: Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants looks pon during warm ups prior to their game against the Houston Texans at MetLife Stadium on September 21, 2014 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
(Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)


 
feet 9 More Eli Mannings Faces To Match His Super Bowl Stare

Bradford Hornsby is an editor, music writer, web producer, and pop culture blogger for CBS stations in the San Francisco Bay Area. Find him on Twitter at @bradfordhornsby.

 

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