NFL SEASON BEGINS!
We love football, and we love everything football-adjacent, including heaps and hoards of the worst, unhealthiest foods you can consume without immediately keeling over.
Just in time for opening weekend, we put together a list of the best worst foods you should absolutely make to compensate for all those weekends you spent not eating terrible food in the name of football.
Just in case you want to pretend to be healthy.
These might be the greatest things ever. The recipe involves angel food cake, and of course, tequila.
This counts as dinner, right?
Ok, so these aren’t truly ‘fried’ but you only need a few ingredients to make them and OH MY GOD.
5. Hush Puppies
The classic New Orleans fried food is a keeper.
If you like pickles, these are a MUST. Just make sure to whip up the sauce for it too.
Sure, we’ve all heard of these being sold at county fairs, but did you know you can make them from home?
8. Fried Cheese
Sometimes the best (also worst) foods are the simplest.
For those of you who don’t mind a zillion calories in every bite, here you go. While you’re at it try the Fried Ice Cream.
This is weird and we love it.
Honestly this list should never end, but maybe we should cut it out here before we all die as hopeless gluttons.