Thanksgiving is all about getting together, giving thanks and remembering why you only spend time with your family a couple times a year!  ;) I got creative and came up with some situations that could potentially ruin your Turkey Day!

5.  Grandma Margaret accidentally swaps drinks with your alcoholic Uncle Remus, gets tanked and starts dancing on the table!

4.  You get drunk, pass out and burn the turkey to a crisp!

3.  You just made your famous green bean casserole, put it in the oven and realize one of your acrylic nails is missing!!

2.  See your looney neighbour Lou shoot a squirrel, carry it inside and cook it up! 

1.  You invite your entire family over for your first Thanksgiving at your place and by the end of the night everybody has the hershey squirts! You managed to food poison your entire family.


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